when you’re talking to someone and you hear someone else say some dumb shit from across the room so you just stop and stare into space like
IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOG
If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source
It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
"Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"
Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.
did fucking hideo kojima design this system
WHAT THE FUCK ARE CATS
I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.